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Swollasfucksaurus Rex

In the new world, the "Swollasfucksaurus Rex" is the individual in the community with the highest rank, sometimes referred to as an "Alpha Male". Other animals in the same social group may exhibit submission or other symbolic signs of respect particular to their species towards the "Swollasfucksaurus Rex".
A "Swollasfucksaurus Rex" is given preference to be the first to eat, drink, party, and the first to mate; among some species they are the only animals in the pack allowed to mate. Other animals in the community are usually killed or ousted if they violate this rule.
The term "Swollasfucksaurus Rex" is sometimes applied to humans to refer to a man who is beyond powerful through his courage and a competitive, goal-driven, "take charge" attitude. With their bold approach and confidence, "Swollasfucksaurus Rex" are often described as charismatic and are often overachievers and recognized for their leadership qualities. Their aggressive tactics and competitiveness can also lead to resentment by others. (Haters gotta hate.)
The status of the "Swollasfucksaurus Rex" is often achieved by means of superior physical strength. One does not choose to become a "Swollasfucksaurus Rex", he must be chosen by other superior "Swollasfucksaurus Rex". Once a man becomes a "Swollasfucksaurus Rex" his life will become a constant challenge to maintain his position in life. Luckily, this is known as breakfast for a "Swollasfucksaurus Rex"

I like this bar, I think I want to stop in for a drink, but I see a "Swollasfucksaurus Rex" on the hunt. I think I'll just watch from the sideline."

by Vaughn Van Matterhorn April 22, 2011

11๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Skankasaurus Rex

Being a skank to the highest degree of skankyness.

"Yo I heard that girl Natasha sent the whole school nude pics"

"Wow what a skankasaurus rex"

by ChillyJR October 5, 2011

23๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Clitoris Rex

Very small dinosaur that inhabited the vulva mounds during the jurassic period. Though no direct evidence of it's existance has ever been documented, it is widely speculated to be a close relative of the larger Penisourus. This carnivorous dinosour was protected by an elastic sheath called the clit hood. It is assumed that the Clitoris Rex emerges from it's hood only when feeding. It's diet consisted of direct penile, finger and tounge stimulation.

"Did you hear about that guy who discovered evedence of the Clitoris Rex?"

"Man, don't you know that thing is a myth. The clit is about as real as dragons and unicorns."

by Cappy1 May 7, 2005

119๐Ÿ‘ 48๐Ÿ‘Ž


jewsaurus rex

An ancient jew who has become very experienced in the way of the jews,e.g stealing money

OMG what a jewsaurus rex

by FAGGOT MY ARSE January 20, 2010

27๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Skankasaurus Rex

A girl who is complete white trash. She is also unattractive, an attention whore, a slut, and any other combination of unbecoming qualities. Generally can be spotted in the local watering hole hitting on old skanky men in order to obtain free drinks.

That girl is such a skankasaurus rex she has sat on four old nasty laps in the past 15 minutes.

by LaurCoogy February 23, 2007

42๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Penisaurous-Rex

Refering to an enourmous penis.

Whoa! That guy has a penisaurous-rex.

by The Real Cullen August 9, 2006

34๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fagosaurus Rex

Just a straight up homo

Bro, why is your brother so queer

Dude, he's a fagosaurus Rex

by caliquake November 11, 2009

19๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž