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The Dead Rising Doctrine

If something is very confusing with no or little explanation at all, just don't questions about it and ignore it.

Gamer 1: Why do two beer items make a painkiller when put in a blender in this?
Gamer 2: I go by The Dead Rising Doctrine, don't question it.

Man 1: Why does my kid throw up shit when he takes his ADHD medication?
Man 2: I think it's best to use The Dead Rising Doctrine in this one.

by microsoftwindowsvista March 2, 2021


gave a rise

give someone a boner

Engelbert Humperdinck gave a rise to Frankie S

by Moningstar February 5, 2023


rise on command

inability of the male to "get it up" for anything, anywhere, especially 'on order'

that woman expected john to rise on command, but he remained limp as a dish rag...are you QUEER!? barked she...

by michael foolsley November 27, 2009


Joy Rising

The perfect alcoholic drink.

Passionfruit vodka + Cherrylimeade
A common mix found in Albuquerque, NM, USA and Sheffield, UK.

JOY RISING ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

by TKIPBKEMM July 24, 2011


gru is rising

It is a sentence uttered by Kevin the minion during the climax in minions the rise of gru explaining gru the main character rising into the heavens after licking bull nipples but now it is commonplace to use the phrase as a feeling of extreme happiness and excitement

The gru is rising” bill said after sinking a scrumptious three from the corner

by Ottoman Empire enjoyer August 3, 2022


Metal Gear Rising

A game that revives every year because of Memes, the DNA of the soul.

The game having great music you've probably heard before, you most likely have heard "It has to be this way" with a person punching another person alot of times but it doesn't affect them.

Here's each bosses in the game explained in a few words or less:

"Stop that blade!"
Robot Dog
The average French person
Tank? Wrong! Annoying Robot!
"Magnetic force Jack, Nature's force!"
"I'm fucking invincible!" - The easiest boss
The average Brazilian
"THE UNENLIGHTENED MASSES!"
Making the mother of all omelets

Person 1: "Wow! You beat that big robot, was it the final boss? Also what's this game called?"

Person 2: " That was the tutorial boss, also the game is called Metal Gear Rising."

by IF Prototype LQ-84i April 2, 2024


Rise Kujikawa

That one celebirty chick from Persona 4

Have you heard any of Rise Kujikawa's songs? They are great!

by Berry Kae July 25, 2022