Taking a Rowdy Rowan means to take the fattest, juiciest, dirtiest crap of your life. Your toilet will never be the same again.
"Yo man, my stomach is killing me, I think ima have to pull a Rowdy Rowan on your toilet." - Brandon
"Bro, I keep telling you, stop saying Rowdy Rowan when you gotta take a mean dump!" - Rowan
When you get a little too tipsy at the senior feastival and you must take the fattest dump of your life.
Brandon: "Yo, I had a little too much Kirkland Water and I'm feeling kind of bad. I think I'm going to take a Rowdy Rowan real quick!"
Rowan: "Bro, please stop saying Rowdy Rowdy!"
Brandon: "Nah bro. When your stomach's getting cloudy, then you got to get rowdy!"
the most fucking emo man EVER from underrated gay fantasy musical the art of pleasing princes written by mel hornyak and composed by elliot valentine lee
person 1: oh my god that guy is such a rowan astor!
person 2: ok bro. youre acoustic. stop referencing art of pleasing princes. BUT TRUE.