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Ryan

a fat cunt that needs drink breaks when he jumps fences

"what a fat cunt he had to do a ryan"

by poonigs April 29, 2020

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Ryan

Someone who is bad at basketball

You're almost as bad as Ryan

by big baller ryan November 11, 2019

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Ryan

Really good guy once you get to know him and he is talented in his own ways.once you become his friend you become his partner and he will tell his deepest secrets and if your a female u will fall in love with him instantly. He loves to cuddle and he is a big teddy bear ready to be cuddled

ryan is amazing in his own way

by Jarry March 26, 2018

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Ryan

My Daddy

The warmest mixologistπŸ’™Bet!
The man I love, respect, and trust.

My worldπŸ’™
The father of Nayr, Zain, and Anthony.

I love you Ryan. I hope you will read it one day 😞

Ryan is mine

Ryan is my man

Ryan is mine mine mine

Ryan is daddy

Ryan is my ruiner

Nayr loves Ryan

Zain loves Ryan

Anthony loves Ryan

I do love you Ryan

by Ryan’ woman. only me 😠 June 5, 2023

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Ryan

has such a small penis that he doesn’t even have a penis. his penis shrunk so much that it became a vagina therefore he is a fucking female.

rob: bro i saw Ryan’s penis yesterday, jk i couldn’t even see it it was so small

jerry: bro... that’s kinda gay

rob: ik

by Theripestcheese December 30, 2020

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


ryan

slang for a lizard's scrotum

Did you see that ryan? It was much more wrinkly than it should be.

by 😏πŸͺ🍼 April 29, 2016

12πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Ryan

This is a difficult name to define because it defies many boundaries of human perception, let alone various languages. One of the closest translations that experts give is God or many other variations of that general idea.
Other definitions are thought to be:
Tao
Chi
The Great Spirit
Chuck Norris
Energy
Infinity
Sublime
ect.
Despite the fact that various names have been pinned to Ryan, its seems that all of the above examples (including that of God) cannot even withstand the magnitude of Ryan.
The reason this name continues to elude even the brightest of human minds is that the idea of Ryan cannot possibly exist in a dimensional state. Ryan is so powerful, it defies all laws of this or any other universe. Recent studies have shown that people who have attempted to comprehend this name have either disappeared, died spontaneously, or driven themselves into a pertinent state of insanity and/or catatonia. One common belief is that Ryan is possibly the grounds on which everything and nothing is based. It seems to surpass the idea of infinity. Quantum physicists report that this Ryan is Everything and Nothing. It or He is said to have unexplainable connections with the String and Superstring Theories as Ryan resonates within every single layer of the multi-dimensional complex and yet still exists beyond that point which is where scientists have lost the trail. Various theologists and spiritual leaders believe that Ryan is one who is, as they say, "The Answer". All attempts to understand this idea of Ryan have failed.

Ryan. Nothing else can describe him.

by PalindromemordnilaP April 22, 2009

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