salt lake

Refers to the procedure by which a sizable puddle of ejaculate is deposited in the small of a female's back. Care must be taken in the process so as not to let your "ropes" create a sticky web instead of a consolidated pool. The desired effect is most readily accomplished following standard doggy-style intercourse. See also great salt lake.

So I was playing hide the flesh torpedo with Cindy last night and I totally sold out and laid a salt lake on her tramp stamp.

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crack salt

The seasoning on cheese curds at Santana's in Minneapolis, Minnesota.

Damn, these cheese curds are addictive. It must be that crack salt.

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salt ring

A dried, circular ring around a girl's vagina or asshole after a pair of nuts banged against it for hours.

"She came home from the one night stand with a hangover and a salt ring around her twat."

"The day after smoking meth her ass was in pain. She examined herself and found a salt ring around her asshole. She then remembered how she came up with the cash to get the drugs in the first place."

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salt the fries

1) A cryptic reminder in System Shock when the game crashes.
2) A cryptic reminder any other time you feel like it. Usually used to screw with someone's head.
3) A vague compliment, meaning nothing at all.

1) Remember to salt the fries!
2) Jack, when I get back, the goddamn fries better be salted.
3) Dude, she salts the fries.

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salt box

Function: noun

1 : one who is extremely salty; pertaining to an entire box of salt
2 : moody or cross at the most extreme level

Aaron is a salt box, no one could possible be in that bad of a mood.

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Salt and Vinegar

Vomit

“Good job, little one! Who doesn’t love salt and vinegar?”

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Salt Dick

Afrikaaner with one parent born in South Africa, the other in Britain. Hence the name, implying that they have one foot in South Africa, one in Britain, and their dick in the Atlantic.

Employee 1: "Hey man, know anything about that guy who took Stan's old job in marketing?"

Employee 2: "Ja, his mother was born here in Johannesburg, but his father moved here from Manchester to take an accounting position with a security firm. Salt Dick in the purest sense of the term."

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