Dull saw

When an elderly woman removes her dentures before giving you the best blow job of your life.

I did some yard work for my grandma’s friend Nancy and she rewarded me with a dull saw

Saw 3D

The biggest 'what the fuck' in cinema history.

Person 1: Did you see Saw 3D?
Person 2: Yeah. It was shit.

military hack saw

While with a chick rub your dick repeatedly on chick's forehead until a red mark appears.

Jorge Gave Mary a Military hack saw while with her the other night.

Pole-saw

To take your dick and lay it flat in between someone’s ass and rub back and forth until you cum.

I had to Pole-saw my girl last night cuz I wanted to cum first.

Sniffing The See Saw

The act of 5x opening UTG off of 23 bigs with 64o

There goes Ubetin sniffing the See Saw again. I got him to fold. What a faggot.

I saw the tv glow

I saw the TV glow is a metaphor for realizing you’re transgender. The “glow” represents the moment of clarity or self-awareness about being trans, but turning off the TV or unplugging it means suppressing or hiding that truth due to fear or societal pressure. Letting the TV glow means embracing your true self. Inspired by the horror movie I Saw the TV Glow, which many interpret as an allegory for trans identity and the struggle to live authentically.

I saw the TV glow, and this time, I didn’t turn it off. I’m letting it shine because I’m ready to live as my true self.

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I once saw the face of God

A poem meme that evokes strong feelings of dorcelessness.

I once saw the face of God. A vast and sudden silence among the noisy heavens.

That evening I dreamt I listened to one side of a conversation I should not have overheard.

I do not watch the stars any more.

I do not look up.