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While with a chick rub your dick repeatedly on chick's forehead until a red mark appears.
Jorge Gave Mary a Military hack saw while with her the other night.
To take your dick and lay it flat in between someone’s ass and rub back and forth until you cum.
I had to Pole-saw my girl last night cuz I wanted to cum first.
Chugging two 375ml bottles of liquor at the same time
“The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Sawed Off when I lay my vengeance upon thee.”
The biggest 'what the fuck' in cinema history.
Person 1: Did you see Saw 3D?
Person 2: Yeah. It was shit.
A seesaw in which one participant of see-sawing is flung into the air.
Physics Teacher: "Using torque, at what velocity will Person A be flung into the air as a result of the motion of the Yee Saw"
"Saw Con" when said out loud sounds like "Suck on", and should be followed by "deez nuts!".
People who fall for ‘Sup Dog’ are the type of people that fall for this.
Aidan: Hey Synj, are you going to Saw Con?
Synjhin: What is Saw Con?
Ollie: Saw Con deez nuts!
The act of 5x opening UTG off of 23 bigs with 64o
There goes Ubetin sniffing the See Saw again. I got him to fold. What a faggot.