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A Girl Scout that try's to sell cookies... and try’s to sell you a religion because surprise they are also a Jehovah’s witness
Jesus Girl Scout:“I would like to sell you cookies... and a spot in heaven!”
Person: “Go away you stupid Jesus Girl Scout”
Enjoying searching for awesome finds in hard-rubbish with a friend on a Sunday afternoon. At times may be depressing if a particularly awesome item is in disrepair or does not fit in vehicle.
Richelle: 'Do you think that awesome (insert piece of furniture whilst hard-rubbish scouting) will fit in your car?'
Danielle: 'Ugh! I can't believe someone would throw that out! It's amazing! It'll fit in the car no problems!'
Richelle: 'Roarsome!'
refers to lighter fluid when camping or attempting to spark a flame or blow something up.
I'm havin a hard time gettin this fire goin, wanna toss me the girl scout juice?
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Crack cocaine for those who don't do drugs
YO, you got some girl scout cookies? I'm feindin
Ya man i'tll cost you a dub for some thin mints
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While fingering a lady with your pointer finger and middle finger, you insert your ring finger in her bum.
While making out with my lady friend I gave her the old Boy Scout salute.
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Slightly right wing yes, but also a great organization. Since my parents werent big campers, I joined Boy Scouts to learn to camp, backpack etc. It has taught me important life skills. The Boy Scouts have reputation for being freaks which is partially true, there are some oddballs. We are not overly religious
I'm going to the national jamboree!
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Its when you repeatedly go from vaginal to anal sex, like going door to door selling girl scout cookies.
Bro, I girl scouted that hot chick from Math class all last night!
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