a place that you need to get out of
Shrek: GIT OUTTA ME SWAMP
You: *gits outta shrek's swamp*
shrek day is dedicated to obviously shrek and it is June 4th
Omg today is Shrek Day! Lets watch the shrek movies
A big ugly girl who bares a resemblance to Dreamwork's Shrek.
Guy 1: Did you get question 2 on the assignment?
Guy 2: Yea, Shrek Chick helped me
Guy 3: BAHAHA she does look like Shrek!
Somting that should NEVER BE SAID ABIUT OUR OGRELORD
I was only nine years old
>I loved Shrek so much, I owned all the movies and merchandise
>I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I have been given
>"Shrek is love", I say, "Shrek is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
> He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Shrek
>I called him a cunt
> He slaps me and sends me to my room
> I am crying now, because my face hurts
> I go into my bed and it is very cold
>I feel a warmth moving towards me
> I fell something touch me
> It's Shrek
> I am so happy
> he whispers into my ear, "This is my swamp"
> He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees
> I'm ready
> I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek
> He penetrates my butthole
> It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek
> I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water
> I push against his force
> I want to please Shrek
> He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
> My dad walks in
> Shrek looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all ogre now"
> Shrek leaves through my window
Shrek is love, Shrek is life
"shrek is dreck" my dad says I cry
Its never ogre, I will see Shrek again
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term often used when you have special dreams involving a special someone, Shrek. this can also be used to explain a life filled with Shrek energy.
I'm hoping for some Shrek soaked dreams tonight
A godly group of humans who worship shrek and will do anything they can to prove their faith. By the way shrekism is the one, true religion and the only one that actually makes sense in the human mind.The members are a group of friends named Grace,Donny,Adriana,Addison,Laila, and Luke. Grace is the writer. She writes speeches and quotes and such for the cult. She is the Grandma/Wolf in the Shrek Cult. Donny is the janitor. He cleans the swamp.He is Shrek in the Shrek Cult.Adriana is the leader by vote.She founded the cult.She is Donkey in the Shrek Cult.Addison is the treasurer. She can do math.She is Puss In Boots in the Shrek Cult. Laila is a member.We have not decided what her position may be.She is Fiona in the Shrek Cult.And finally, Luke is the evil peasent. He is Lord Farquaad in the Shrek Cult and we are questioning whether he is a Farquaad supporter so for now he is on probation. We also have an unofficial member or the cult. Her name is abbey and if she gets in the the cult she will be one of shrekโs babies. Her job for now is the executioner. She eats the Farquaad supporters. I am Grace. I am the writer of the group and that is why the definition is so long. I could go on,and I will. If you are still reading you are a true shrek supporter and thank you for that.Our Cult also has T-shirts and a group chat. We are very dedicated to this cult. Now, you may be wondering, are they serious right now? And yes, we take this Cult very seriously and it is NOT a joke.
I am a proud member of the Shrek Cult.
an anime based on a mythical being named shrek. a must see for any newcomers to anime.
dude, have you seen shrek 5 yet?
no, but i heard it's really good.
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