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The one-eyed snake solute is a respectful gesture, mainly accomplished by people with a penis, where the penis is shown for a period of time.
This term bears resemblance to the Internet meme "Dicks out for Harambe"
Joel: "Hey Bobby-o, how'd you do on that test?"
Bobby: "I got a C dude, my best grade yet!"
Joel: "Fuck man; that deserves a one-eyed snake salute!"
Eat soup, have sex and sing to the sun.
People also say it before doing a performance or a face.
Person 1: all hands in
Person 2: soup, sex and sun salutations
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When you and 20 other blokes drop their daks and show their cocks to the incumbent president. No-homo.
A Trump's farewell, I saw a lineup of 21 guys drop their daks and flop their cocks, giving Trump's 21 gun salute.
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An attempted shit where one makes loud intense farts, but no actual crap comes out.
I wish I could deuce, but all I've been doing in the bathroom is a 21 gun salute shit.
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When a woman expunges the bodily fluids from intercourse from her four main crevices (mouth, belly-buttons, vagina, and anus) at once by blowing, tensing the lower pelvic muscles, and bending over forward all at once.
Wei Tiyu: Alright, fire the Four Fountain Salute!
Hi Sishi Bichseh: Ahhh!
Wei Tiyu: Arg, you didn't have to get it all over the ceiling too!
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The granddaddy of all the service salutes. Completion of this amazing sexual feat is hard evidence that you are a dirty, dirty, slut. To perform this legendary act of sexual perversion and depravity, the girl must stand on her heels and waggle her body back and forth. She must have two guys in her ass, two in her coochie poochie (no, its not a poodle!), two in her mouth, two in each hand, two performing a "titty fuck", one in each nostril, one in each ear, and one under each foot. The girl must try to move in such a way to pleasure all 18 men at once. There is a large chance that at least one of the orfices will be torn during this act, or that the girl will suffocate, but that can't be helped. Variations of this act include: Group 18-Man Service Salute (two or more girls accomplishing this feat next to each other at the same time.), The 6-Man Service Salute (the simpler version in which there are only six guys: one in the ass, one on the coochie poochie, one in each hand, one in the mouth, and one at the boobs. Good for beginners), or the 12-Man Service Salute (Same as the 6-Man, but with two guys in each place. Enjoyed by the people of intermediate skill who arn't up to the challenge of pleasuring 18 men at once yet.).
The 18-Man Service Salute- A grand ol' way to thank those boys who come back from Iraq.
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The innate desire after dropping a turd of some substance to stand up and watch it pass as you flush - to admire it and pay your last respects as it were.
After stretching my sphincter to its Matrix-like limits, I had to given that turdzilla a proper 21 gun toilet salute.
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