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if you dating a guy or know a guy named sam get out of there as quick as you can girl if is toxic in whatever relationship. they will stab you in the back, be disloyal, dishonest and most of all break your heart.
Girl 1: so who have you been talking to
Girl 2: oh umm his names sam
Girl 1: babe you gotta get outta that real quick
‘a month later’
Girl 2: He cheated on me 💔😩
When a bitch takes your shit away. Usually they will use manipulation, stealing, acting as victim, blackmailing, etc. to get your resources.
Johny Depp totally got Sammed for a little bit by Amber Heard.
Sam is a gay male. He touches my titties and gets to high. I love Sam because he is the sweetest and plays Minecraft with me. He bullies 8 year olds and is cute. No one could not love Sam! Especially When drunk 🥰
Quinn: look it’s sam!
Matt: I’m gay for Sam
Quinn: who isn’t uwu
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despite many aggravating instances usually a good friend to have but also a asshole. sometimes.
Hey have you seen sam?" " No but i can see his ginger hair from over here.
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Cat #1 Whos working today?
Cat #2 Bill.
Cat #1 Yeah, he's a SAM.
Cat #2 True dat!
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When you’re so drunk you black out and use all of the knowledge you’ve obtained from 5 years of college to simultaneously throw up in a toilet while shitting in a tiny trash can.
Only alumni have gracefully mastered the art of The Sam.
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