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The first man to create a dictionary of the English language.
Without Samuel Johnson, Urban Dictionary wouldn't exist.
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An image consultant that speaks up for men especially black men, who women who are usually approaching "the wall" or at the wall have a no bullshit conversation with about if they can find a "High Value Man," by his definition, to wife them.
Known for catchphrases such as "You're average at best" "Imma PhD," "Buy a dog, die alone," "Rank your face on a scale of 1-10 and you can't use 7."
This woman wants a man making $200k a year but brings nothing to the table and was average at best! I had to go full Kevin Samuels on her.
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When one claims to have one more match of Fortnite and continues playing for 30 minutes.
Sam: okay one more match
Guy : ok
*Guy comes keeps asking to play but Samuel keep playing*
Guy: this nigga is Pulling A Samuel
a fatass that can roll around like a wheel
damn u wanna take the samuel chen to manhattan tomorrow
someone who sucks heaps of dick in burwood bathrooms and gives other people shit because he thinks they are gay when they aren’t but in reality, “sacco” is gay
a samuel sacco is also someone who won’t do shit to anyone as they appear to be very hard
diesel: “where did samuel sacco go?”
charbel: “probably sucking someone off in burwood toilets”
A lexicon bearing the most brutal and absolute hymns and proverbs of the legendary Samuel L Jackson.
Bob: Man I really have a dislike for these reptiles on this Jet Blue flight
Time: I had the same problem until I took a look in the Samuel-Jacksionary....
I'll NEVER GET TIRED OF SNAKES OR AIRCRAFT AGAIN!
See god