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When God smears shit on your face for not worshipping him. If you're a blasphemer and ever woken up with shit all over your face, that's God saying "Gotcha, Bitch."
...And now, O ye priests, this commandment is for you.
If ye will not hear, and if ye will not lay it to heart, to give glory unto my name, saith the LORD of hosts, I will even send a curse upon you, and I will curse your blessings: yea, I have cursed them already, because ye do not lay it to heart. Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces, even the dung of your solemn feasts; and one shall take you away with it. And ye shall know that I have sent this commandment unto you, that my covenant might be with Levi, saith the LORD of hosts.
- Malachi 2:1-4 (check if you don't believe it)
Richard Dawkins was often puzzled how he woke up with shit smeared on his face. Alas, he knew the LORD had given him the Holy Sanchez.
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Where a dude plugs up a girls(or dude, ain't gonna be rude) ass with his dick and takes it out, puts it on the upper lip(below nose) and leaves a shit-stash.
Friend:Hey Stef! What did you do last night?
Stef: I got a fucking Dirty Sanchez.
Friend:That's just nasty.
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During intercourse the male inserts his entire fist into his own anus and punches the woman (or man) in the mouth.
Colin - "Dude I totally Ultimate Sanchezed that bitch, Fallon last night!"
Chad - "Did she die??"
Colin - " Yeah so I made do with what I could after ward."
Chad - "Maaaaaaan we need to go"
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A twist on the conventional "Dirty Sanchez", where a man fucks his woman in any position while she is on the rag and then pulls out and wipes his bloody cock across her upper lip, making a nice red mustache.
I was really horny tonight but my old lady was on the rag and didn't want any. So, just to teach her a good lesson, after I had my way with her, I held her down and gave her a nice Marinara Sanchez.
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when anyone male or female stick there finger up his or her ass and rubs it along someones mustache leaving a horrible smell
corey gave that kid a good dirty sanchez
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1) When a man and woman engage in sexual intercourse, generally in a dog-like position (doggy style), the man, while laying the bone, proceeds to insert his index and middle finger into said womans anus. Upon the removal of the fingers, the man proceeds to whipe the fecal residue on the womans upper lip. The look of the woman is one of utter disgust, resulting in her looking like a dirty mexican named Sanchez. Hence, the name Dirty Sanchez
2) A disgustingly unkempt moustache, that actually looks like it's made of shit.
DISCLAIMER: IF YOU ATTEMPT THIS, THE SHIT MAY BURN HER LIP. USE EXTREME CAUTION.
1) Look at his moustache, what a fucking Dirty Sanchez!
2) Bro, I got so into it last night, I just had to give her a dirty sanchez
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A situation that arises when a defensive player slams a defenseless Mark Sanchez into the ground causing his uniform to become tarnished with dirt and grass stains.
The blind-sided hit by Justin Tuck resulted in a loss of five yards, but more importantly; a dirty sanchez.
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