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sauce composed of mustard, aloe vera, buffalo sauce, one grapefruit, mayonnaise, and half and half must be stirred with a fork or u will have an instantaneous death.
Whereas "weak sauce" is a reaction to when a person says something stupid, "true sauce" is a reaction to when a person says something you strongly believe in.
Guy 1: People suck, yet we're so obligated to help them.
Guy 2: True sauce.
A fragrant, often pungent concoction of cheap, sweet smelling perfumes worn by strippers to cover or mask the smell of their overworked often sweaty and smelly lady bits.
It has the undesirable side effect of sticking like glue to the strippers customers often getting the gentleman in deep shit with their wives or girlfriends.
Damn, I can't go home like this, I smell like fuckin Stripper Sauce!!!
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The product which is made from the art of fapping.
Ray got fap sauce on his pants, accidentally, while looking at your mom.
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Southern term for Laundry Detergent
I was going to do some laundry, but we are out of laundry sauce
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The ejaculatory fluids of a woman, known to leave a signature scent on the male package (or face) so that your woman will always know if you have been putting that thing where it doesn't belong!
Dumb ass Ben: "I did the deed with my girlfriend this morning, nailed my secretary for lunch, did the cocktail waitress in the ladies room after work and wanked it on my drive home. When I got home and stepped in the door, she made me drop trou, sniffed my package and said she smelled another woman on me! How the hell can she tell that it's not her cootchie sauce that she is smelling, is she part bloodhound or what???"
Good friend: "No Benjamin, you're a dumb ass!"
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When you finish taking a liquid poo and realize there's no toilet paper.
McKrizzle: "Will you bring me a roll of toilet paper? I just pee-pooped."
LadyL: "We're out."
McKrizzle: "You better find some or I'll rub my sauce butthole on you."
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