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Anything bigger than a schmiek.
Get that schlong outa here dawg.
1) Penis
2) Above average sized penis.
Guy: Damn girl you lookin fine why don’t you get down and suck this monster schlong!
Girl: Ok daddy
A word used to describe a dick when it is whipped out quickly or if it is 7+ inches.
Guy1: "He whipped out his schlong THIS FAST"
Guy2: "How fast?"
Guy1: "so fast"
Big massive cock of godly proportions
She wants to see my manhood because rumor has it I have a long dong schlong!!!
An absolute beast in the bed, the longest of male genitalia, the subway sandwich that you always get. The schlong is a massive cock that all the ladies want, they will die for a one-nighter with this 7-footer. They get horny just thinking about this long, sometimes black, schlong. If you want to experience a schlong for yourself, you want to aim for the darker human males, they are born with the BBC, sometimes measuring in the double digits. As a wise man once told me: "Blacker is bigger.", and he sure was right. The gods of the schlong usually have a lower intellect, and most of the time have the following names: Chad, Dequavious, Tyrone, and Jacob.
Joseph: Holy shit Tyrone, you got a monster in there!
Tyrone: Yeah, I do nigga. Eat this schlong right now.
when you’re gay and your dick is really long even if you don’t have a dick
dude this line is almost as long as my schlong
hell yeah it is dude