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The place where older humans get paid to tortcher younger humans.

Oh no!! not saturday school!!!!!!! now my teacher is going to tortcher me!

by natsianananantiooona ay October 7, 2009

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School

Hell

Man school is hell

by Jimmi bonjon November 15, 2017

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School

A hell whole that forces you learn against your own will at ages 4-18 also has bullies,ass wholes,loosers,fucktards,ect. in a addition to that you have mean teachers and principles that punish you for stupid things like eating somthing every natrual human being has to do or they will die. or youll get suspended for defending yourself in a fight that you didnt even start! they make you study intill your brain hurts write intill you get a musle spasm focusand listen itill your eyes and ears bleed.you know 30% you forget the crap they teach yo and another 30%you dont even use it in life so that leaves only 40% and you think thats it after working for like 7 or more hours a day they decide its not enough and take up 3or more hours of your day with homework supposedly for "practice" but if that was true if you didnt do it or get the answers right it wouldnt affect your grade and people who get crappy grades are not the only ones who dont like school ppl who dont have friends or get picked on alot dont like it and neither of thats me and i dont like it but its still not over at school you have to fit in or be popular if you dont wanna get picked on thats kinda fits in with the bully catogory.
I personaly think you should got to school only for what you will use in life the rest should be your choice if you wanna learn it or not then school would be more enjoy able

regular day at school

student:"eats after lunch while in class cuz still hungry"
teacher:why are you not dieing from starvation from not eating
student:...
teacher: detion

Bully: punches student
student:"punches back and starts a fight"
teacher:your both suspended for 3 day and you have detion all day when you come back
student: but but he started it

teacher: how dare you question me 5 suspensions and 2 detion

by TheRealFact December 4, 2011

8๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


School

A form of the government brainwashing children into learning useless info, and to show us how america is the greatest thing in life. The teachers are usually middle aged people who had no other choice, or old ass people who are nice. Next time you see that teacher walking down the hall way, tell them thanks. They get paid a small amount and do the same stuff over and over until retirment.

Anyways,
School is forced, so dont skip for more than 10 days. I was counted truant for missing 8 days. I begged them to fix it but NOPE! Anyways, it was solved:) So dont think about missing.

School means other kids are there, so that means friends. But there are people who have something going on to the point where they just HAVE to bully you.
Most kids are up for new friends, but some arent.

Girls. scary.
boys. Nasty.

which are both good, just be carefull around girls lol.
AND HO DEE HO DEE HOOO, YOU CANT USE LOL IN AN ESSAY, FUCK ME
speaking of essays, you should invest your money into a fake hand, your real ones gonna fall off sooner or later.

and btw, dont walk into the middle school bathrooms during 5&6th period, because that "random condom" you saw in the trash was really a smuggle job. and oh yeah, that means kids fuck eachother. Well, they put it on and just kiss. yup. Well atleast in MY old middle school they did.

(joey) school
(bill) u mean hell?

by Kanye Breast June 15, 2017

9๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


school

hell

no one wants to go school.

by ImJustAPaki June 27, 2020

8๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


School

TORTURE

SCHOOL EQUALS TORTURE.

by jognny April 24, 2018

8๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


school

A farm,
A place were the government throw adults money uneffectivley at, expecting kids to learn more, get better jobs and pay even more taxes to the government,

It's a money farm,

...and they say money doesn't grow on trees, there right, it grows in schools!

'Do you know were all this money for the NHS comes from?'
'No, were?'
'It comes from the money farms,'
'I've never heard of them'
'Well they like to call them "schools"'

by Osassamon October 10, 2007

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