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A retarded seal isn't really a seal. He's accually an asshole who dosen't say hi to you when you say hi to it/him. Retarded Seals are quite stupid ovbiously from the name. They usually have jew-fros and say "WHAAT?!" all the time. Retarded Seals also have Type 1 Diabetes along with ADD. They are sad poeple with very big eyebrows who might just be loners for the rest of their lives. They also usually walk around school thinking they're the shit. Retarded Seals also have the tendency to have really stupid and annoying laughs and they absoutley positivley do not know how to spell for their lives.
Alice: "Did you see Mark today?"
Rian: "Yeah, he was a total Retarded Seal."
Alice: "I know...he failed his spelling test too."
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a sexual position in which the girl lays flat on her stomach, a man puts lubracation on her legs and behind, and slides up into her butt.
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Navy SEALs (SEa, Air and Land) Special Operations Teams who generally Pwn all who chanegelle them.......yes they even pwn the SAS (Brits =/)
Damn Those Navy SEALs Kicked teh Shit out of them terrorists
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MEN who kick ass and take numbers later. They simply are the badest military group in the world. Delta Force and SAS simply do not compare. Delta is an ARMY branch, meaning they are not NAVY, and SAS is brittish, meaning they don't match up to AMERICAN levels. Navy SEALS are the best of the best. You cannnot get any more determined nor more motivated individuals than the SEALS. You may try, but you will fail a firefight, no lie
The Navy SEALS were called in to plant raders for the AIR FORCE to drop bombs in IRAQ. Note: the SEALS were their FIRST and everybody else came second. They ARE the best Special Force Operations in the world. Second to SAS? I dont think so. Navy SEALS go through the toughiest military training in the world. They make any SAS look like school boys. period. no questions asked. and if you do. try to complete BUD/s
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a made up fuckin event where supposedly you piss for the first time after being drunk, adn your supposed to have to pee alot more after
however this is a made up fuckin thing that never happens
dumb girl - "dont pee your gonna break the seal"
drunk guy - "yeah whatever bitch"
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a elite group of Specwarriors who kick ass wherever there is water AND land
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The act of enhancing the sound of your fart while in the showr by pressing your ass up against the tiles.
This morning I unleashed a monster wet seal.
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