Silly season

The holiday season or Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Years, and any other holidays that fall into that time frame. It's called that because people of all the holiday related stress contributes to increases of suicide.

Wow, three suicides on campus this month? That's why they call it the "Silly season"

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CA season

The period of time during the year when CA exams take place in India - twice a year.
Mostly during the first week of May and November.

Women: Why is Jolly studying so much?
Man: Bitch, don't you know its CA season??

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Seasons Beatings

Group of jolly fat guys in red suits having a circle jerk

Matt that was the best seasons beatings last night.

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cupping season

The seasons of Fall and Winter, during which vast amounts of people, who are otherwise content with being single, elect to settle down with a significant other. A "couple" is formed, giving rise to the term "cupping".

Sammie: Ashley and Becky just got boyfriends, I thought they were loving the "single life"...
Taylor: Yeah, but it is cupping season, after all

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seasoned penis

A well traveled penis that knows about the finer things in life.

considered a thing of beauty in most cultures a well seasoned penis takes dedication and hard work to achieve

"It has seen many things my seasoned penis"

"It is not time which makes a penis seasoned. It is the experiences and hardships it has endured"

"Gaze at the wonderment of a REAL seasoned penis! note the loose, wrinkled skin and extensive sagging"

"You should of seen it man one of the most seasoned penis's I've ever laid eyes on. Bro it was like a well worn peice of vintage leather, pumped with blood and blue veins showing"

"My penis took another Hard knock last night, few more like that and it will be well seasoned"

"whatever doesn't kill it makes it stronger"

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seasonal depression

a way for the government to hide the phenomenon where the fluoride (in water and toothpaste) loses effect on certain people during the winter.

Person: I have finally achieved clarity
Person 2 (Government agent): No, you just have seasonal depression.

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baby season

The time of year when babies are popping out of hospitals faster than dead cancer patients. Usually April and September.

Damn, it must be baby season because 6 of my cousins had babies last week.

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