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The worst seat in the cinema reserved for the lanky or infirm
Dave booked us aisle seats again
The seat that two men leave empty between them in a movie theater so they don't have to sit awkwardly next to one another.
"Dude, don't sit there, leave a bro seat."
At sporting events, when people take unused seats they didn't pay for.
"Let's buy tickets for the nosebleeds and go seat hopping later."
In a Southern droll or slang; to fall flat on your ass.
The Preacher's Seat: Such as falling on ice or walking into a tree limb.
A female with that doesn't wear pantie's while driving in a car there fore leaving fuzz on vagina
ewwwww dat bitch got seat fuzz on her pussy
When you have explosive diarrhea and it gets ALL over the seat.
"I just left some seat chilli in the bathroom!"
"Dude... someone left seat chilli in the bathroom stall!"
"Who left seat chilli on the couch!?"
When your teachers fuck with u and give u a shit seating plan to see if it helps with your depression from getting rid of ur friends.
Joe: dude this seating plan sucks
jimmy: ok throw your phone on the floor to look unbeehaved
Joe: ok fuck it
Jimmy I think yo girl just called u in mid air
Joe: FUCK