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The day you gotta make someone horny and then blow them off
- She turn me on again and then send monkey pics
- It’s September 29 dude
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International day of badassery : This is one of the most badass days to ever exist. People born this day are pure wonder. People become their most badass selves in every possible way on this day
“Today is 28 September! Let’s be badasss !”
“Yes let’s climb the Everest today”
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Horniest people are born on 16 September
x: i was born on 16 september
y: so.. are u horny?
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Spend as much money as you can!
Let’s go shopping!
Why?
It’s September 16th!
Smack your younger sibling day!
A day when you can smack your younger sibling with NO consequences!
Man, i'm really feeling like smacking my younger brother, he keeps telling on me... Wait, it's 20th of september! Let's go!
go up to your girlfriend and kiss her
her: what was that for
him: its September 21st
If your mans is born on this day never ever let him go. HE IS PRICELESS!
Damn no wonder he’s perfect. He was born on September 12th you’ll never find another man like him,
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