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Your stupid if you don't know what large shaft means
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When the whole year decides to shaft you and make you its bitch
Guy 1: “I’ve broken my arm, got the flu, had my fake taken from me, and got railed by my midterms... and it’s only January”
Guy 2: “Oof... have fun dude. Sounds like you’re stuck with the year of shaft”
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the act of pulling out your penis and slapping a random person in the face with it so hard that the imprint is left on their face
bro, im totally gonna shaft slap your uncle when he gets home
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one who loves the shaft, or anything resembling a shaft
betty: damn girl, look at that shit over there. Suzy: fuck girl, you're a shaft-a-holic
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when you're pleasuring someone up their bottom and they break wind due to not having gone to the toilet beforehand
"i was doing anal with gemima last night. it was going well until i had to shaft the waft, she should have gone for a shite beforehand
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Male masturbation done really fast
I'm going to have a turbo shaft
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The art of creating dildo's and other penis-like structures.
I got this new toy, it was made by a master of Shaft-Craft.
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