Bottle Shank

A broken bottle used as a weapon. Typically seen in the stereotypical movie bar fight.

We got into a fight at the bar last night until someone broke a bottle and started threatening us with the bottle shank.

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hang the shank

slang (mostly for men) to urinate. Thought to originate from Northern New Jersey, possibly a derivative from an old sailor's or construction workers term.

'Can you wait here I have to go hang the shank'

'ok let me hang the shank first then I'll give him a call..'

Shanked downtown

Verb: For a man to be raped through the back door.

"Dude I was in prison for 15 minutes before I was shanked downtown!"

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deer shanked

To shank someone with a deer.

You win? BOOKWICHES! You lose? DEER SHANKED!
One of the punishing prizes in super bingo.

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zoran shank

When you stab an individual and then pull out your erect penis and stick it in the wound.

you see the blood acts as a lube to allow you to get maximum pleasure until the victim bleeds out.

WARNING: may or may not result in aids, jail time and a bloody penis.

hey i heard that the new Russian torture method is Zoran shanking.

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shank's mare

Literally, your leg's horse. To go about on your feet. An old expression no one ever uses.

"You look beat! How did you get here?"
"I came all this way on shank's mare!"
"No wonder you're tired!"

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Turtle Shank

A plastic single use straw, that ultimately ends up in a turtle's nose.

Me: No turtle shank in my drink, please.

Bar Tender: What's that?
Me: A straw.
Bar Tender: Ohhh. Got it.