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Share Monkey
A person that plays the stock market like the roll of a dice. A Share Monkey selects a company share with no regard to fundamentals and who has no ability or understanding of the associated company. Has little or no understanding of business operations, the stock markets or equities. A Share Monkey will select a stock on a whim using such criteria if there is a R in the month or the cows are facing into the wind.
The term Share Monkey is derived from the statement if you get sufficient monkeys and an infinite amount of time then eventually one of them will reproduce a line from the works of Shakespeare, in a similar way a Share Monkey will eventually select a line of winning stock.
Variations: US; Stock Monkey
Tom is just another a Share Monkey , he told me to buy these stocks because he believes if he buys in a Monsoon and the stock will Boom.
Don't trust him, he's just a Share Monkey, a lame statement like"Sell in May then go away" is no basis to invest.
On what basis did this Share Monkey say it was going to Zero
A term to describe an amount of something lost during a process or processing and cannot be retrieved or returned
It was originally coined by the Japanese. During the sake making process to describe when a small amount would evaporate. As they said that portion went to the angels.
This term can used in other situations to describe a loss (of a portion) that cannot be gotten back.
Guy1: What happened to all the sake' we made?
Senior: proably a bit of it evaporated ... we used to call that the angels share. We often imagined they were up there drinking it right now.
When you place your butthole to someone else’s butthole and you fart into it
Hey, my butthole is wide open right now. You wanna fart share?
When the most sexually appealing person in the room is passed around, like a joint, to every other person. When one of the participants has the point person they are given exactly 30 seconds of "play time" before they must share with their friends. Game only works if full consent is given by all parties.
Dude, that Care Bear Share really fulfilled me; both in an elementary school morals way and a sexual way.
This is a slang for saying that two people are same sex significant others. The driveway being a common area they share together among other things... also suggests that they co-habit together.
Ben is a little different, i'm pretty sure he shares a driveway with joe.
When someone shares something with you that was unsolicited, outside of your area of interest, outside of your area of expertise, or otherwise unwanted and unwelcome.
Nuisance shares often come from pontificating coworkers in the form of forwarded articles, theories, frameworks, books, or open offers to join them on an intellectual journey. Individuals who nuisance share seem to believe they possess high-level knowledge or are intellectually superior to you. They often coach you in the form of a nuisance share.
Nuisance sharers appear to have all the time in the world to study theoretical and academic frameworks and appear to assume you also have all the time in the world to read them as well.
Nuisance sharers also often take the moral high ground in an argument, claim you are wrong according to a framework or model, then send you a link to that model. They also have difficulty staying on topic and on a single argument or train of thought. When you finally collect your thoughts and try to redirect them back to the original topic, they will cut you off and ask you if you remembered something they said at the beginning of the discussion. Then, they follow up with another nuisance share in an attempt to make themselves right, and you wrong.
Do not waste your time or emotion on nuisance sharers. They will suck your very soul from your body and leave you mentally desiccated. You will factually become less intelligent as a result of your interactions with these people.
Well, I just had another long-ass conversation and disagreement with Roger. Now he is justifying his side of the story by sending me a shit ton of nuisance share website links. Does he think I have time to read that crap after he wasted my morning on some dumb shit?