A descriptive slang pun intended as for dark humor or inappropriate comedy, describing the male penis body part.
Ay girl you tryna get this Shlong Sauce on that thicc ass of yours.
Yo last night Stacy dropped by and I busted Shlong Sauce all in her.
Another word for Dickhead
'Oh, don't be such a shlong noggin!'
a shlong so big it makes girls evolve and build time machines just so they can relive the exsprience of taking that rod right up the culo. sometimes girls mistake him for a black guy.
"Caleb's shlong is why we have rights!" said every girl in existence
A person has a combination of short and long term memory.
Me: Hey Gordon, do you remember the homework that was due today from two weeks ago.
Gordon: Nah, I don't remember anything like that.
Me: But it's due in like an hour.
Gordon: What's due in an hour?
Me: Damn you got that shlong term memory.
To eat a shlong in burger formπ
Jay: wanna eat my shlong
Frankie: as long as it's a shlong burger
Usually named Dylan Morgan and has ugly friends named max and Omar
Dylan long shlong has a massive shlong
Another word for condom: Often used as code when speaking in front of uncool feds
Andy, make sure to bring me a shlong balloon tomorrow.