don't be shy put some more

what you say to dunkin donuts workers when you want more.

charli: don't be shy put some more
dunkin worker: *puts more*

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Two-Hundred Quid Shy-Pod

An MP3 player bought by someone intelligent enough to not buy a fucking iPod. Used as an insult by Apple fanboys.

Look at the highly intelligent fellow with the Two-Hundred Quid Shy-Pod.

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Terry Schiavoing (Shy-voe-ing)

When you`re just about dying of thirst or hunger.

"Man! I haven`t eaten all day! I`m Terry Schiavoing like nuts!"

"Man! I am so thirsty! I haven`t Terry Schiavoed like this since the time I had the the runs and had to take Pedialyte for a week!"

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Shy Master Flex T-Bone 3000

Someone who is very cheap with their money whenever they go out clubbing. Can also say just, "Shy Master".

"Luigi you fucker, I'm not giving you another cigarette you fucking Shy Master Flex T-Bone 3000!"

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the size of someone's handwriting can determine the type of personality they have. People with small handwriting tend to be shy, studious and meticulous, whereas outgoing people who love attention will have larger handwriting.

the size of someone's handwriting can determine the type of personality they have. People with small handwriting tend to be shy, studious and meticulous, whereas outgoing people who love attention will have larger handwriting.

the size of someone's handwriting can determine the type of personality they have. People with small handwriting tend to be shy, studious and meticulous, whereas outgoing people who love attention will have larger handwriting.

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star shy

when your butthole looks like a star because it’s clenched.. this happens when you’re too shy to poop in public places

I’m star shy so I can only poop at home

Shy Guy Metals

Founded in 1987, they own mines all over the planet. Minerals are mined up and sold to companies all over the planet. Found in the Mushroom Kingdom.

Shy Guy Metals is hiring.