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It is a person who kisses up to women in an attempt to pull them. They end up getting friend zoned. Names are Michael, Mike and Mikhail and other names that are like those.
Your a simp
simp (plural simps) (slang) A man who foolishly overvalues and defers to a woman, putting her on a pedestal. (slang) A simple person lacking common sense; a fool or simpleton.
Woman: Ey, kill that dude.
Man: Why-
Woman: Cuz I'm hot.
Man: Fair enough.
Man 2: SIMP
Person who puts hoes before the bro’s
Tyler Donald Ducharme is the biggest simp ever
Someone who does anything for their girlfriend; they put the hoes before the bros.
Noah: "Dude, Ira's simping with his girl Jasmine again."
Dominick: "What a simp."
Jordan: " What a bot."
Someone who has absolutely no chance with someone yet still gets their hopes up. Aka me.
I have no chance with him. Whatever. I’m a simp