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When you deep throat a cock so hard you puke and then use it as lube
Chris gave mike a Sloppy Hurk for his birthday
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The act of climaxing with your pants on and having your member stuck to your leg by the dried splooge.
Jordan: Man that girl was so hot that I came in my pants and now I have a sloppy Hein.
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Alas, this word has now leaked into general usage and people are taking it to mean 'ill-fitting hand-me-downs'.
Get the truth out. It does actually having sex with a woman who has just had (obviously unproteced) sex with another man for the simple joy of sliding about in his juices mixed with hers.
Hey, you shag 'er first man, I fancy a bit of sloppy seconds tonight.
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while engaging in anal intercourse, after the male ejaculates, he does not pull out and instead pees in recievers butt.
i gave that stupid slut a sloppy torpedo last night, she loved it!
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The dirty clothes you pull out of the hamper and throw on yourself, regardless how dirty they are, when you need that slurpee from 7-11 at 2 a.m.
MARY: Hey honey, i'm really craving a cherry slurpee from 7-11, can you go get me one?
TOM: But i'm in my underwear, it's 2a.m. i and don't wanna get up.
MARY: just go into the hamper and grab some "Slurpee Sloppys" to put on
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Sloppy joe sandwiches made from a girls period blood instead of tomato sauce. Delicious and nutritious.
Bonus points if you use ground up placenta and/or dead fetus as a substitute for ground beef.
My girlfriend made some delicious Sloppy Hoes for the neighborhood children yesterday. She's in jail now, but it was worth it.
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The act of pulling out of anal sex to fast to reveal a pink sock and then followed by diarrhea
After a month of hard work Roger finally got Karen to do anal, when suddenly her father knocked on the door and Roger jumped up so fast he gave her a sloppy Hungarian.
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