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When you slow release a fart in a quiet room in hopes nobody hears it with the sense of paranoia and the smell is only thing left
Amanda: Hey Shane did you hear that
Shane: Hear what
Amanda: Oh nothing just doing a slow-releaser
Shane: The rooms quiet I didn't hear anything, ugh wtf is that smell
Amanda: Exactly
To gradually break up with a person over a drawn out period of time because you aren't man/woman enough to just pull the trigger.
"Oh man, I feel really bad for Dara. I got a feelin' Paul's givin' her the slow dump!"
A slow minded female.....
"Really??? bitch."....."i hope your not serious".......
"Is it the drugs???"..... "Cut it out!!!""
"Knock it off"......"shes kinda slow"...
She just Nympho slow
Telling your bro you want to take it easy.
Full of energy Eric, "Let's party!"
Tired Nathan, "Bro slow."
Dancing with a lady usually on a slow record while one or both of you are grinding in the genital area.
I have been waiting on the right record to slow drag with her fine ass.
The waitress who serves me in my local cafe suffers from absolute-slowness. It is usually characterised by having a big pale ugly face, no manners or respect and the general demeanour of having taken 67 valiums and a few bottles of vodka.
It should also be noted that those affected tend to move in slow motion so do not be alarmed this is normal as they are out of sync with our time-frame.
Customer 1: "Hello, I'd like a some soup please."
Waitress 1: "Ok it'll just be a second"
*goes away and grows the vegetables and grain and slaughters the cow herself*
Customer 1: "What the hell's up with the Absolute-slowness today!!"
The lengthy and enjoyable sexual act of a female in the "doggy style" position giving oral sex to one man, while another penetrates her vagina or rectum from behind. Similar to roasting on a spit.
My two guy friends came over and put me on the slow cooker. They both orgasmed at the same time and I was very juicy when I was all done.
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