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Acting slow; clueless when someone is trying to mess with and/or date you. Bullshitting.
Me: You know I like you quit slow playing.
Dancing with a lady usually on a slow record while one or both of you are grinding in the genital area.
I have been waiting on the right record to slow drag with her fine ass.
To tie a girl down and use a vibrator for a specific amount of time (depending on recipe). then once cooked and quivering, eating her like pork ribs.
Oh you're kinky huh? Too easy, I'll slow cook you like it's Thanksgiving.
The waitress who serves me in my local cafe suffers from absolute-slowness. It is usually characterised by having a big pale ugly face, no manners or respect and the general demeanour of having taken 67 valiums and a few bottles of vodka.
It should also be noted that those affected tend to move in slow motion so do not be alarmed this is normal as they are out of sync with our time-frame.
Customer 1: "Hello, I'd like a some soup please."
Waitress 1: "Ok it'll just be a second"
*goes away and grows the vegetables and grain and slaughters the cow herself*
Customer 1: "What the hell's up with the Absolute-slowness today!!"
One who don't catch on as quickly as others .. motor running no driver. Wheels spinning no hampster.. honk the horn wind shield whippers come on.
Don't worry about him he's slow faceted
a person considered to be very stupid or says or does stupid things
"what are you doing now Ryann you slow thing"
The lengthy and enjoyable sexual act of a female in the "doggy style" position giving oral sex to one man, while another penetrates her vagina or rectum from behind. Similar to roasting on a spit.
My two guy friends came over and put me on the slow cooker. They both orgasmed at the same time and I was very juicy when I was all done.
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