cecile the slug

Sexually fustrated priest.

I became Cecile the slug!

Slug Toucher

A person who enjoys touching (stroking, poking, fondling etc) slugs (especially really slimy ones).

Slugs being tough-skinned terrestrial mollusks (order Stylommatophora, class Gastropoda) that typically lack a shell and secrete a film of mucus for protection.

Tom: There's a slug on the table
Jack: ooo! *touches slug*
Tom: Eww you're such a slug toucher.

Slug Roaster

The act of one giving a man an Indian Burn on his erect penis.

"Tina got mad last night when I tried to insert my penis into her butt hole, she then turned around and gave me an intense slug roaster."

slug around

To go around looking for something to do or looking to bother/talk to someone

Example:

Dude 1: hey man what are you doing?

Dude 2: I’m just slugging around...
Dude 1: That’s kinda sad dude.
Dude 2: I know but it’s fine you should try to slug around too sometime.
Dude 1: I might try it...

Sewer Slug

A piece of shit which has slowly slid down the toilet bowl and left a poopy trail.

Alex sent some slimy sewer slugs slithering to their underground graves.

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bud slug

A person who cannot make up their mind on which herb to purchase at a medicinal cannabis facility.

Dick- " Uhhhhhhhh.......... Is this OG Kush good? No. Wait. Should I get the Purps? No. Hold on. How about the train wreck? Should I just get that. Or maybe I should just split 5 bucks total."
Dock- " You're backing up the line you bud slug."

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stinky slug

(noun) One who is promiscuous.

"Oh she was such a Stinky Slug on the weekend."

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