Spider Jockey

A badass creature in Minecraft, the Spider Jockey is a Skeletal Archer literally riding on one of those giant Spiders. Luckily, the are no Cave Spider Jockeys as Beta 1.8 of the game.

Player 1: Is that skeleton riding a spider?
Player 2: Yeah, it is... RUN!
Player 1: What? Why?
Player 2: Do you know how hard one of those is?
Player 1: Pretty easy: I'll just kill it with my diamond sword.
Player 2: Go on the wiki and search Spider Jockey.
Player 1: What ev... Urrrggghhh.

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Spider bags

A little container of e.q. cocaine

"you got them spider bags?"
"yeah nigga, I got'em"

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Spider Dick

A term that descibes a dick during the act of intercourse which leaves the receiver with the distinct impression that they are experiencing eight dicks as opposed to one.

-He has such a spider dick. I honestly thought I'd been tricked into a gang bang until I turned around.

-If only I had a spider dick then maybe I could be lucky with the ladies as well.

-Spider dick, spider dick, does whatever a spider dick does, spin a web? No it' cant, it's a dick! What a dick! Look ouuuutt, here comes the spider dick!

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spider pig

The pig from the simpsons movie

Aww i love spider pig from the simpsons movie

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spider-man

When your fucking a girl (Doesnt matter which way) and right before you about to cum you pull out. You then jizz on your hand and mimicking spider-man throw your jizz in the girls face, while yelling "GO WEB GO!"

"Dude, you seriously gave the bitch the spider-man?

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spider-man

he didnt want to die

spider-man is a 15-16 year old boy who got spooderified by being bitten by a genetically modified spider
his irl nam is peter parker.
heres an example of him fucking dying because his spidey senses tell him before he disintegrates:
peter: mister stark i dont feel so good
peter: I DONT WANNA DIE!!

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Arse spider

when picking a rather hard mince medallion in doesnt come out without bringing 8 curly hairs with it.

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