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When you leave remains of discharge(shit)on your underwear.
Everyone notice that I had shitty spits on my ass in the school locker room.
When a man or woman stands on a balcony and ejaculates over the edge onto an unsuspecting pedestrian walking underneath. The victim usually thinks it's starting to rain or a bird shat on them.
Michael was horny as fuck, so he did a spitting cloud on Jordan as she walked past his apartment complex.
Jordan: "Wo I think a bird shat on me!"
Wendy: "haha Looks like you copped a spitting cloud...wait...yep tastes like semen!"
Jordan: "god damn it, bet it was my brother Michael again".
The female act of urinating.
"I must excuse myself to the lady's room," said Suzy after her fourth cosmopolitan. "I have to go let the clam spit."
Giggle-spit means when you laugh so hard you spit out your drink or saliva
Gill told me the funniest story and made me giggle-spit my drink all over my dashboard!
The white substance that forms at the side of the mouth, mostly forms when using drugs.
"Wipe your mouth you've got goblin spit, it's bait."
Your degrees of kissing separation, i.e. you made out with someone who made out with someone who made out with someone, etc.
Just found out I'm in the spit chain with Kevin Bacon, which also makes me in the chain with Elon Musk.
A master masturbatèur can choose the handless method and tuck his dick between his legs and rub them together rapidly like a cricket until he splooges on his thighs.
Keeping his hands on 10 & 2 Jason W. chooses safety and gets off while driving by performing the spitting cricket.