The dirtiest water park in the tri-state area!! People who don't know how to swim come to the park thinking they can swim and by the end of the day lose their slippas and grills.
Me and my friends were bored and sweating so we went to Splish Splash for the day!
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The act of ejaculating on someone sleeping then fleeing the scene of the incidnet.
Person 1: Hey, I totally splash and dashed Janet the other day.
Person 2: Nice!
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Usually, a hot, three point shooting specialist that lifts up the middle, ring, and pinkie finger. Be careful, don't do that in Brazil!
Man he is my splash brother, he can SHOOT THE ROCK!!
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Mushroom stamping ones drink, most appropriately an alcoholic one
Haney was being a prick, so I gave him a mushroom splash.
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A very large and cohesive bowel movement that detaches at the last moment, resulting in a large splash that creates a "Sea World" affect across the butt cheeks. A neutrally bouyant shit, often due to the large ingestion of corn.
(While standing at a urinal) "Did you hear that noise? I bet the dude in stall number two dropped a Roegan Splash."
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Sexual maneuver in which you give yourself an enema without letting any of the water out so you're filled like a cheap whore in gang bang. You then tell your sexual partner to go down on your bits, dick or asshole. While they are down there you unleash the torrent of doo doo soup that has been ripening in your steamy rectum upon your victims face.
I learned that my bitch whore girlfriend was cheating on me so I left her a note in the mud splash that I gave her.
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An accidental strike of sperm
I was in a three way and I accidentially did some splash damage to the other guy
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