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For any given circumstance or event, there will always be a Spongebob reference, clip, or still frame that is pertinent to said situation.
An example of the Spongebob Theorem: Someone you are messaging has left you on read, so you send them the still frame of Spongebob's essay that he spent all night writing, that only the word "The"
Referring to someone who thinks having a fast-food or retail job will be somewhat or very enjoyable, when it really isn't.
"My friend just said he wants to work at mcdonalds, I think he has some spongebob mentality"
When your fucking a girl and you accidentally cum in your homies ass
Yeah bro last night I pulled a dirty SpongeBob
the television show about a spongy dude that wears pants with a tiny tie
“did you see the spongebob squarepants episode last night?”
“yeah! it was hilarious!”
Stoner: Hey man, let's go watch Spongebob Squarepants!!
Sober: Why? that is a kids show!
Stoner: Shut the fuck up, He is yellow and I like that
Sober: Wut
Although a good cartoon, it is more overrated than anything. The weirdest thing of all is that now pro-fag unions are using him as a symbol. Fags are so desperate anymore.
What everyone says:
"OMGOMG SPONGEBOB IS TEH BESTEST CARTON IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!111!!!"
1. This be a Crabby Patty eatin' sea beastie who be like a sponge in his ways.
2. Sandy Squirrel lubber that be livin' in a pineapple.
Arg, there be Spongebob Squarepants, that absorbant barnacle!