when a man takes copious amounts of drugs and cuts his pennis in half on video with a large knife in the video you can hear the mans penis being absolutley demolished against the wood counter
bro i just did a spongebob video
When your fucking a girl and you accidentally cum in your homies ass
Yeah bro last night I pulled a dirty SpongeBob
the television show about a spongy dude that wears pants with a tiny tie
โdid you see the spongebob squarepants episode last night?โ
โyeah! it was hilarious!โ
Spongebob has a square dick and loves to penetrate sandy with it.
Spongebob squaredick likes breaking the bed with mad bitches
Stoner: Hey man, let's go watch Spongebob Squarepants!!
Sober: Why? that is a kids show!
Stoner: Shut the fuck up, He is yellow and I like that
Sober: Wut
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Although a good cartoon, it is more overrated than anything. The weirdest thing of all is that now pro-fag unions are using him as a symbol. Fags are so desperate anymore.
What everyone says:
"OMGOMG SPONGEBOB IS TEH BESTEST CARTON IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!111!!!"
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1. This be a Crabby Patty eatin' sea beastie who be like a sponge in his ways.
2. Sandy Squirrel lubber that be livin' in a pineapple.
Arg, there be Spongebob Squarepants, that absorbant barnacle!
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