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A general term for ugly black shoes, usually curving up at the tip and making a squeaking sound when walking. Mostly worn by the nerdy kid at school or overweight teacher. A prime example would be old school New balance, and if you want to take the aesthetic further, add some white striped tube socks.
Them- “Hey, remember those old black shoes you mom used to make you wear in elementary school?”
Me- Uggh yes! Those ugly spongebob shoes!
Spongebob has a square dick and loves to penetrate sandy with it.
Spongebob squaredick likes breaking the bed with mad bitches
when a man takes copious amounts of drugs and cuts his pennis in half on video with a large knife in the video you can hear the mans penis being absolutley demolished against the wood counter
bro i just did a spongebob video
the television show about a spongy dude that wears pants with a tiny tie
“did you see the spongebob squarepants episode last night?”
“yeah! it was hilarious!”
Stoner: Hey man, let's go watch Spongebob Squarepants!!
Sober: Why? that is a kids show!
Stoner: Shut the fuck up, He is yellow and I like that
Sober: Wut
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Although a good cartoon, it is more overrated than anything. The weirdest thing of all is that now pro-fag unions are using him as a symbol. Fags are so desperate anymore.
What everyone says:
"OMGOMG SPONGEBOB IS TEH BESTEST CARTON IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!111!!!"
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1. This be a Crabby Patty eatin' sea beastie who be like a sponge in his ways.
2. Sandy Squirrel lubber that be livin' in a pineapple.
Arg, there be Spongebob Squarepants, that absorbant barnacle!
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