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greasy spoon

A cheap snack bar or cafeteria serving inexpensive cholesterol-heavy food to the working classes.

A full English fry up, sickly ketchup, astringent malt vinegar and a mug of boiling hot tea all sitting on a cracked formica table. Bloody marvellous!

The Rendezvous on the A22 at Wapses Lodge, between Whyteleafe and Caterham.

by Lee Farmie October 15, 2004

120๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Naked spooning

When a guy and his girl take their clothes off and lay in the spoon position. Quite possibly the most amazing feeling on the planet especially when the girl has a perfect booty. The softness and smoothness of her butt cheeks squeezing his cock feels so incredible it will give him an all night boner and feel like a nonstop orgasm. He won't want to fall asleep.

Girl: How did you sleep last night love?
Guy: Terrible, I didn't sleep at all.
Girl: Oh yeah we were naked spooning. Your cock really loves my booty.
(Guy smiling)

by LLeaky May 20, 2018

24๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Double spoon

When a person spoons two people, it is a very kinky, but honestly affectionate course of action

it was cold and we had no choice, the three of us had to double spoon to keep up body heat!

by spoonilicious December 31, 2011


salt spoon

When you spoon somebody out of anger.

She gave me the salt spoon last night.

by WILLisNOTaPINEAPPLE January 3, 2017


poo-spooning

Verb.
The sexual act in which two individuals lie down and engage in sodomy.
(butt-sex)

Jeremy was totally "poo-spooning" that chick earlier. Probably got dingleberries all over his mushroom spear.

Syn.

ass-assault, butt-secks, crap-crimping, dooky-diving, erectile-excursion, fecal-fucking, gloryhole-in-one, hemorrhoid-hammering, irrigating-ass, johnson-jamming, korn-hole-killin', log-lodging, mierda-moviendo,

nug-nudging, orifice-obliteration, poop-pummeling,

quarry-quarrel, rim-ramming, shit-shredding and/or stabbing, turd-tickling, urethra-upheaval, vandalizing victor, wood-wammy, fuck x, yo-yoing, "the zoo-zipline"

by Assy Johnson November 4, 2011


Spoon Fairy

A mystical being that sneaks into your bed at night and spoons you.

"OH SHIT THE SPOON FAIRY WAS HERE LAST NIGHT!"
"Dude how do you know?!"
"MY ASS IS COVERED IN FAIRY DUST!!"

by D'Qwan's Ultamite MIxtape January 11, 2016


spoon

a devine being worshiped by followers of the religion spoonerism for mor info go to www.freewebs.com/knud/spoon.htm

worship the spoon not the evil wooden chip shop fork u bloody wonk

by enots nybot February 15, 2004

2๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž