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When a person is watching porno on their computers and ejaculates onto the keys of their keyboard causing them to become sticky.
Andy has never cleaned his sticky keys...he likes them to much.
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A circle of guys jack off onto an unfrosted cinnamon bun and the last one to cum has to eat it.
Ryan: Hey I just bought a pack of pillsbury dough boy but they forgot the frosting!!!!
Austin: What the fuck do we eat for breakfast now?
Steven: I have an idea for breakfast. We can make a sticky bun.
Aric: Let's do it!
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Molded, breast-like, cupped forms made of either silicone or fabric which magically stick to your boobs and clasp together in the middle. Similar to a strapless bra but there is no back. They can be adjusted closer or further together for maximum cleavage. The most fabulous invention. E.V.E.R.
Ashley, you know that dress I couldn't wear because of the whole "bra issue"? Check it out - I'm wearing sticky titties!
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When a man pulls out and ejaculates unexpectantly into a woman's hair. The woman then puts her hair into a bun for the trip home
Laura: How was your night with Treigh?
Maria: He gave me a sticky bun.
L: What?
M: He cummed in my hair!
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A man of questionable masculinity, who strangely feels the need to enter a cubicle and stand up to pee, as opposed to doing it at the urinal like everybody else.
A man who thinks that walking around the office shaking a chocolate protein drink makes him a 'massive unit'.
The tightest man alive.
Johnny: "Look at that lady-man, is he really drinking a West Coast cooler?"
Samuel: "Yeah, he is such a Sticky Bruce"
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When women release vaginal frothy discharge onto their panties and a length of time has passed, that discharge then dries and hardens within the pubic hair creating a glue onto the panties.
I went to use the restroom, but I couldn't pull my underwear down because I had sticky panties. I ended up ripping out some pubic hair while pulling down my underwear.
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not generous, especially with money
My boss is so sticky shit !!!
He is so sticky shit to give money to charity.
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