Straight Trash

Term invented in Cozumel, Mexico:

1: Something that is totally ridiculous in and of itself or something that should be just fine but is in the state of straight trash.

2: When someone is talking trash about someone or something that is overly ridiculous.

3: A commentary on any situation, very contextual.

4: Nothing but straight trash, noun.

Examples:

1: "Dude, that catalogue was full of straight trash, probably because it was on that straight trash airplane."

2: "Dude, that guy was talking some straight trash about Bret Favre, but I gotta say, he kinda deserves it.."

3: "Hahaha, work today was straight trash."

4: "Whoa, look over there at that straight trash in the street."

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Straight Woman

A straight woman is an extremely rare creature, not much is know about them, due to the fact that they have never been seen before. Many people don’t believe they exist

Wow Jeff, your pet dinosaur is about as real as a straight woman.

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Straight Charm

When you hook up with a girl at a party, that isn't drunk or high. You use straight charm to get with her.

Johnny : Hey i was at this bombing party and all the chicks were drunk as hell. They were so easy to hook up with.
Josh: Thats messed up, if ur a true playa you would use straight charm.
Johnny : yeah i know, i wish i was like you dad. haha

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dollhouse straight

When your huge hand loses on the river because a straight is on the board.

I should have won that hand, but since the cards weren't shuffled, my pocket aces lost to the dollhouse straight.

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straight no chaser

Literally meaning an alcoholic beverage without any added drink mixer, it's also used for anything presented purely without frills.

1. "I swear to you. He took fifteen shots of rum. Straight no chaser."

2. "I bought it online without a contract, straight no chaser."

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Straight Backs

Where hair is braided flat to scalp in rows in one direction from front to back of head.

I want classic straight backs this time, no fancy designs with the braids.

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straight basil

-A description of somthing that is rediculously cool.
-A way of explaining the awesomeness of a certain subject/object.

Buddy: "Man that public speaker was alright I guess."

You: "Dude that girl was straight basil!"

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