(phrase) - similar to the male "suck my dick", smooch my cooch is slang for no way or fuck you. Also, it can be both a response to a command/request or a useful comeback.
1.) Wow, Kait said that about me? She can smooch my cooch!
2.)Hey Ma, smooch my cooch; i'll do my homework later.
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the flap of skin covering the pelvis bone of a female. highly visible on obese women. see fat for details.
CC: I just saw Jamie's cooch lump!
CC: Remind me to never say that again.
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1. A condition affecting larger human females in which the female attempts to cover her desposit of fat located above the crotch and just below the belly (See gunt). The result is a "puffiness" of the vaginal area, creating a very awkward look for the female. Also referred to as P.C.S.
That women thinks she's hiding her fat, but really she's just come down with P.C.S.
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(phrase) - similar to the male "suck my dick", smooch my cooch is slang for no way or fuck you. Also, it can be both a response to a command/request or a useful comeback.
1.) Wow, Kait Frankewich said that about me? She can smooch my cooch!
2.)Hey Ma, smooch my cooch; i'll do my homework later.
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when a place is very barren and lifeless
*enters a desert*
bruh it’s like ur moms cooch in here
when you smooch someone’s cooch , self explanatory
- omg i’m totally gunna smooch dat cooch tonight with gina!
- wow good for you bro i can’t pull any girls
- maybe that’s cuz ur a guy in a lesbian bar…
Spreading your and your partners buttcheeks and rubbing your buttholes together in a scissoring movement.
My girlfriend and I took it to the next level and backdoor cooch smooched last night.