Urban Dictionary

There are 3 definitions to this: No.1: greatest site ever, No. 2: The thing to read when bored in class, and No.3: A site used for its community to write words you normally wouldnt find in the dictionary in the barnes and nobles 5 blocks away.

I JUST WROTE A WORD IN THE URBAN DICTIONARY :0000

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urban dictionary

the only real dictionary, as words are technichaly defined by common usage (and spelling). Also an outlit for rascism and a reason to use sexual references.
Oddly enough, undefined to a degree, because no-one seems to know wether to only define urban slang, or to "define your world" as it suggests.

G:Dude, what the hell? this definition defines itself such that its obviously not urban slang.
B: don't make me burninate you with this flamethrower.

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urban dictionary

One of the most effective and economical methods of temporarily destroying any and all of one's faith in the human race.

Hmm... "Urban Dictionary", eh? How quaint! Let's see...

Oh. Oh, my.

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urban dictionary

The only dictionary that requires its entries to contain misspellings.

"2 car garage that was turned into the ultimate fucken rootin facility and at the grand openin there was a massive fucken orgy n it was filmed. all the floors al walls r like cushions n shit so fucken anywhere ur bangin u will be comfortable. n fucken onli sik cunts and hot bitches r allowed in n shit n if u try get in without jabbas conscent hes a big blak fucken cunt so look out he may get a kunt to root u in the asshole and or penetrate you in other holes. all in all jabbas fucken pad is soo good u can fuken hav the best root n shit n even if ur tryin to root a chik thats fucken frigate n shit if u take her 2 the pad u will hav a fucken instant easy root."

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Urban Dictionary

An online dictionary for functional modern morons.

You are looking at the Urban Dictionary. It's right in front of you.

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Urban Dictionary

This is a place of freedom that is defined by the people!
Whenever you are unsure of a kind of slang, or just any word in general, usually, this site will have it defined!

Ashley: Bryan, you are such a ____!
Bryan: Huh? What?
Ashley: Exactly...

Later that evening, Bryan checks Urban Dictionary.
Bryan: Oh... THAT BITCH.

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Urban-dictionary it

To urban-dictionary something is to look up any word or phrase on urbandictionary.com, whether it be for general wondering, humour or any other reason.

"Urban-dictionary it" is just a simplified phrase to describe this action.

I dunno, let me urban-dictionary it.

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