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A confused English boy with no sense of humour,horrible colour hair and useually have a strong scent (not a good smell) following him around. They do not have many friends and are always looking for hot girls who do not see any point in them.
Girl 1: did u see that boy that boy in town the other day?
Girl 2: omg yeah he was wierd
Girl 1: I agree he was being such a tom!
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One of gods gifts to the earth, fucking legendary person with a sense of humour to make up for what he lacks in dick size
"he was so small you could call him a tom strauss"
The encore act of painting the Vagina walls with the man’s semen. Slide the tip to create an even coat finish on the proverbial fence with a level of quality to truly honor Tom Sawyer. Fact - it is okay to allow some paint to enter between the crack of the fence.
I pulled out and Tom Sawyerd her lips with my burgeoning load of sizzling hot semen; stroking up and down to create a fantastic work of art.
The hottest man walking on earth.
Erica: u know tom Hiddleston?
Jessica: the hottest man walking on earth?
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A walking definition of a Human God. Sexy as hell. He is famous for playing the charecter of Loki in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
He has an army (of fan girls). Would give you an orgy with his smile. Plus he is British. The gentle, soft-spoken, humble and sexy one.
There is no-one else like Tom Hiddleston.
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Absolute hottie. Virginity stealer, female slayer, leg opener, sex on legs.
He is the definition of sexy and hot all together. Any girl not willing to let him carve his name into their thigh is crazy and should be rewarded the death penalty <3
Tom Riddle is the sexiest man in the world - Person
He’s a bloody Terrorist- Friend
Still sexy - person
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