Insatiable Taco Bell Eating Syndrome

Also referred to as ITBES, this is a serious psychological disorder. It doesn't really matter if you catch it early on or not, as unfortunately, there is no cure. Common symptoms include, but are not limited to:

- Irritability when passing a Taco Bell and not purchasing a Taco Bell product.
- Craving Taco Bell 24/7.
- Trying to make a Taco Bell substitute at home. When the chef with ITBES fails, he or she will throw the taco creation at the wall, screaming "THIS WILL NEVER BE GOOD ENOUGH! I NEED TACO BELL NOW!" (or a variation of this phrase).

Coping with Insatiable Taco Bell Eating Syndrome has been tough. Taco Bell is my nicotine, and unlike cigarettes, I cannot walk into any store any buy it.

I must always be within 20 miles of a taco bell, or I will become sick and irritable. For long road trips, or plane flights, I will pack multiple faux-"Crave Cases" as I call them, in order to make the journey until I am in close proximity to another Taco Bell.

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Lets Go To Taco Bell

Lets have sex. code so parents don't find out

Me: Girl lets go to taco bell
Girl: Oh lets ;)

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eat taco bell sauce in the cupboard

The act of shitting, vomiting, and pissing into a cup of Wendy's chili, eating it, then snorting the left over "sauce".

My nigga do you eat taco bell sauce in the cupboard?

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do you want to go to taco bell?

When you want to have sex without anyone knowing (its a code word)

Hey babe do you want to go to taco bell?

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I didn't even have Taco Bell today

A saying used by someone who has come up with a case of unjust diarrhea. They don't know what they are. They just know they are shitting their brains out. (Note: this is interchangeable with Chipotle, both have been known to cause explosive diarrhea and in some cases shit blood)

Jimmy: dude what's wrong with you?
Nick: I don't know dude I've been to the bathroom 13 times in the last 2 hours. I don't even know what happened I didn't even have Taco Bell today

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flaming rim job aka "taco bell" rim job

A rim job in which the recipient has consumed a moderate to large amount of Mexican food beforehand.

Dan gave Jordon a flaming rim job aka "taco bell" rim job after their happy hour.

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National Make fun of your friend for not knowing about Taco Bell Day

A day to make fun of those uneducated buffoons who dont know what Taco Bell is.

Date: February 16th

“National Make fun of your friend for not knowing about Taco Bell Day”
“hey dude.. You ever heard of Taco Bell?”
“Wtf is a Taco Bell I’m not in the USA idiot”
“Its February 16th, You know what that means,”
“SHUN THE NON BELIVER”