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Pink Tap

Someone who goes to beer fests, beer-bar openings, and other craft beer promoting events, and spends the night drinking bud light or blue moon. Basically wants to seem cool by attending said events, but probably couldn't tell you what a Saison is or name a stout other than Guinness. Similar to a "Pink Hat" but craft beer related.

At the latest beer festival, featuring 1,000 brews from 200 awesome craft brewers:

Guy 1: Hey man, you see that dude over there getting his third sample of the summer wheat? They have an Aged Imperial IPA for chrissakes!
Guy 2: What a pink tap. He's the reason these things are overcrowded.

by markied85 July 26, 2012


Goon tap

The act of inserting ones weasel into a mole hole filled with mole juice

Man I wanna goon tap her tonight

by Katiesgotnoragretz August 23, 2015


tap-in merchant

a name given to football players that are only effective in the six-yard box, and have lack of skills in terms of dribbling, passing, and more.

bruhhhhhhhhhh haaland is a tap-in merchant

by soepicchill July 20, 2023


Tap-Dog

A mysterious secretive individual, loathe to provide any personal information

Co-worker, "How was your weekend?"
Reply: "ha ha ha it's kinda personal man"
Co-Worker: "You're so tap-dog"

by Mossinator September 10, 2009


melon tap

Smacking a friend's forehead or "melon" whenever they do and/or say something dumb, stupid, or silly.

Silly friend: "Can I like, hairspray my face, you know, so like my makeup will stay?"
Sane friend: -melon taps silly friend-

by MZ! January 9, 2009


straw tapping

(Originated in Delco) Straw tapping is a drinking activity involving two people per team. One glass is placed under a beer tap and two straws are inserted into the glass. The tap is pulled and both people drink the beer out of the cup through the straws as quickly as possible while not allowing the glass to fill up. Often timed and matched up vs. another team of two.

delco drinking games drinking alcohol straw tapping

by Delco Broads October 19, 2013


cougar tap

for a girl's perspective: willing to tap that youngin'

Dude, check out Brandon, I'd cougar tap that.

by Giiiiiiirl March 18, 2010