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My brother-in-law's favorite expression. He is from Pennsyltucky so it's understandable.
*Through a mouthful of home fries at the diner* "Them's good taters!" Eyes roll.
What the fan blows sweet fairy kisses at
If you've never laid but naked on your bed and let a fan blow sweet fairy kisses on your cock n taters then you haven't lived life.
1. (ADJ.) When someone is especially angry or upset.
2. (N.) Is the tampon at the end of a period that isnt drenched in blood.
This party is so cunt taters that we should split.
My cunt taters tell me that I can have more sex.
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When your dog sneaks up behind you after you're out of the shower and sticks his cold nose in your crotch.
My dog gave me the old tossed tater salad this morning, don't let him lick your face!
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a very attractive guy that is tan & spends most of his time at the beach
"did you see that burnt tater tot yesterday?"
Dried leavings on your face after a night of eating pussy.
Heidi came on my face so much last night that I let it dry and peeled it off and ate it like pussy tater chips.
Something so legit, and awesome, that if you say it three times fast in front of Justin Beiber, he will finally admit he is gay.
Holy Tater Salad I just 360 windmill dunked.