Tee feddich machen

A german sentence refering to a very chunky laugh causing your vocal cords to whistle and only air bursting out of your lungs thus resulting "finishing" the tea.

"Was machstn hier für ein tee feddich?"
"Deine Lache klingt als ob du dir gerade einen tee feddich machst!"
"Mit deiner lache kannst du auch einen Tee feddich machen"

darbayu tee eff

An asian's way of saying WTF. Can be used as a stronger alternative to WTF.

Darbayu tee eff! Can you guys stop spamming the thread?

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Guaran-damn-tee

More than a guarantee; When you don’t just guarantee, you guaran-damn-tee.

Alex: are you sure?
John: I guaran-damn-tee it!

tee hee hee

How emo kids laugh.

They don't "haha" like the rest of us, they "tee hee hee."

This is usually followed by a long period of moping around.

Glen: "So i said, 'FLYING CLOUD KOWALSKI, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?'"
Emo Nick: tee hee hee!

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white tee shirt

Cocaine

Let me get that white tee shirt

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Tee me up

To set someone up with some shit they want.

“Bro You want some of these chips?”

“Hell yeah bro tee me up with that shit”

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Sailing Tee Pee

When someone grabs a roll of toilet paper in between each of their pointer fingers, rolls the vehicle window down, and proceeds to let it 'sail' out from the roll and in to the wind.

Taylor screamed as my sailing tee pee flew in to his face, I told him to roll his window up.

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