Jordan Curve Theorem

The Jordan curve theorem states that a non-self intersecting continuous loop in the plane(i.e. a Jordan Curve) divides the plane into an interior and exterior region.

To prove the theorem, we shall us proof by fucking obviousness. It's a closed loop, of course there's going to be an outside and inside. Humans have been making borders and fences for millenia and this still needs to be proven?? What am I supposed to say? It's so bloody obvious!
It's like trying to prove 1+1=2. Why the fuck is this even a theorem? Not even worth to be a Lemma or Corollary tbh. This trivial ass bitch.

"Yo man, you heard of Jordan Curve Theorem? How do I prove it for our upcoming exam", asked John, he was found dead, cut in 25 pieces, by the police after 4 days.

to curve

To 'curve' someone is used in a situation where an individual is offer a form of cheese, but rejects it instead reaching for a more expensive/elegant piece of cheese. (Often done as a mating ritual)

Hey Derreck, you want some chedder? Nah fam I'm all about that camembert ya get me . (Derreck has begun to curve Simon)

curve stock

when the penis curves either fully to the right or left side when sporting a full stock due to chronic masturbation with one hand.

I jacked it way too much with my right hand, now I've got this wicked curve stock.

Damn yo, I got to start switch hitting, I'm getting a curve stock

Carlos curve

When your dick bends to the left

Oh my god I started seeing this new guy and he had the Carlos curve.

Curve Phase

When someone is pregnant.

Carla can't come to the party.She's on her curve phase.

swerve your curve

The act of deflecting or otherwise stopping someone's attempt to curve.

You know what girl? Swerve your curve, I don't need this.

Gay Curving

Gay Curving is when you or someone else plays up someone of the opposite sex, sexuality. Flirting, nudes, maybe publicly announcing you (or someone else) are in a relationship with the person getting gay curved. Then, right before you (or someone else) are about to get serious (with the person getting gay curved), (haveing sex) you (or someone else) tells them your/they're gay.

Person 1- i'm gay Curving them rn😂

Person 2- asshole move dude.
Person 1- you've been gay curved before, huh?
Person 2- *sigh* yeah...