langholz joke

An extremly obvious joke that is so corny and not funny you just cant help laughing.

You were walking down the street and you said "A, -u!" but i didnt know if you were talking to me or gold.

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Joke on Stilts

A term used to describe something outrageous.

Friend: "Dude, Drew Brees tossed ten touchdowns today."
You: "What! Thats a joke on stilts."

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greg joke

a joke that is not funny, but user believes it is so

"Greg joke!"
man that is such a greg joke

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Charlie Joke

A joke so dumb that it's only funny because of how bad it is.

Charlie: "You know what I find remarkable?"
Me: "What?"
Charlie: "Whiteboards."

Me: <under breath> "Ugh... goddamn Charlie Jokes."

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Jokey Joke

A tauntful way to say “Joke”

It’s just a little jokey joke.

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just joking

something you say after you state the truth and get yelled at.

Teacher: Listen boy, you're in detention for the next 3 weeks whether you like it or not.

Boy: I seriously don't give a shit, man.

Teacher: MAKE THAT 4 WEEKS, YOU MORON.

Boy: Just joking...

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Just Jokes

1. A term coined by Anna, it allows the person to freely say how they feel about something that might be to rude or controversial. It is then said with hesitation after the statement you have made so that people do not get offended.

1. You look really pretty today.....................*sigh* JUST JOKES
2. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YOUR HAIR IS SO YUK ............................. *sigh* JUST JOKES
3. You look really fat........................................ *interuption by 3rd party to avoid conflict* SHES JUST JOKING.

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