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A Birthday deal is where a woman agrees to have sex with a man, but only once a year.. On his birthday.
"But what about the birthday deal?" Say's Matt
"Damn it! You've got me!" Says Kelly ann
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something said after something amazing has been accomplished, usual said in a sarcastic to make ones self seem modest when in reality one is bragging. usually followed by "'cept it is"
i just got a 100 on my test! no big deal, 'cept it is
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A term used to describe a drug dealer who will deliver by car within 45 minutes of calling usually between the hours of 6pm - 1.30am in northern england.
Bring- bring...... bring-bring......."Heeeello?"
"Hey Meal Deal, You deliverin' tonight, duck?"
"Yeah, gimme about 45 minutes."
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a 2 Deal is getting something twice for one. or at half the cost of something.
I got a pair of oakleys half off. thats a 2 deal.
Can i get like a 2 Deal man.
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A term used to describe a female whose attractiveness is based solely on the sum of her parts. A quantity over quality situation.
See: butterface, Fergie.
HORNY SOB: I'd hit that!
VIRGIN: What? She's missing a leg.
HORNY SOB: Yeah, but everything else on her is top notch! That's a package deal I wouldn't mind getting overnight!!!
VIRGIN: You're a horrible person.
HORNY SOB: Why? Because I'm willing to reach out to a gimp chick when most people wouldn't even give her a second look? I'm the good guy here! It's like giving to charity.
VIRGIN: Hmm...now that you put it that way I can see that you are actually the second coming of Mother Teresa.
HORNY SOB: Ooh, Mother Teresa! Package deal!!!
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A deal or a bargain only a dad would find in a hardware or home improvement store, such as Home Depot or Harbor Freight. Such deals include power tools 90% off, or lumber to build that deck in the yard for 75% off.
Dad 1: hey Jimmy! Did you see the Dad Deal they had in isle 6 next to the cordless drills? 60% off Milwalkie 3/8th drive 18v cordless impact gun!
Dad 2: No I didn't see that yet! I was still in isle 4 looking at planking for the deck with bobby turner. You remember bobby turner from down the block? He came by because I'm just going to put the planking on the roof and hang out the window to hold it down instead of tieing it down.
Dad 1: Oh bobby! I remember bobby! Bobby the boobie bobber we used to call him!
Dad 2: that's right! Craftsman hand tools
Dad 1: steaks for dinner
Dad 2: beards.
Dad 1: American muscle cars erg.
To finally consummate your "more than friends" relationship with the love of your life.
While Beth was completely enamoured with John because of his SpongeBob smile and work ethic, she was growing increasingly frustrated with not being able to seal the deal.