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When a person has their ass eaten out by three people in one go.
Person 1: "Tim is looking really smiley today; seems to have a little extra spring in his step."
Person 2: "That's because he participated in a British Picnic at Clarissa's house yesterday. He was the main dish."
Tim: wanders in "Top of the morning, gents!"
When a British person walks in to a pub and a British pop artist is on the radio an the British person in the pub dances
the dance is British disco. It can be any dance move but the song artist has to be British.
There is a British disco mob down at the corner pub.
When someone (preferably British) takes off their fancy white glove and slaps you with it.
He leaned in and whispered some fowl language in her ear. She quickly pulled away and British slapped him.
You know it's British Weather when you jump into an outdoor swimming pool and can't tell the difference.
David Cameron: It's a lovely day.
Obama: It's flooding.
David Cameron: As I said - it's a lovely day. For British Weather.
Another word for truthful.
Alejo: United Kingdom should have a fast railway for big cities like London and Birmingham.
Dave: No mate, Bri'ain doesn't need high speed trains. We don't need speed at all mate, we just need to raise the speed of our existing lines mate.
Alejo: So it is un-British to use technology for good in this country?
To stab (or "shank") another person.
Performed using a sharp, knife-like object which is usually concealed in one's person, it is often used as an informal salutation or greeting toward others whom one is not in good standing with.
"I heard Andrew's gonna give his old mate Stephen a British Handshake next time they meet after that scrap they had at the pub last week"
Pouring highly corrosive acid in someone's face
I give my ex-husband a British handshake to show him that I was right.
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