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You know it's British Weather when you jump into an outdoor swimming pool and can't tell the difference.
David Cameron: It's a lovely day.
Obama: It's flooding.
David Cameron: As I said - it's a lovely day. For British Weather.
Shoving your shit into someone else’s ass.
Bro, last night I gave this girl the British tunnel, shit easy messy
Is when you wash only the smelly parts of your body and leave the rest.
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When you spray deodorant on yourself without washing your body.
-Hey have you showered?
-no, I took a british shower
Another word for truthful.
Alejo: United Kingdom should have a fast railway for big cities like London and Birmingham.
Dave: No mate, Bri'ain doesn't need high speed trains. We don't need speed at all mate, we just need to raise the speed of our existing lines mate.
Alejo: So it is un-British to use technology for good in this country?
To stab (or "shank") another person.
Performed using a sharp, knife-like object which is usually concealed in one's person, it is often used as an informal salutation or greeting toward others whom one is not in good standing with.
"I heard Andrew's gonna give his old mate Stephen a British Handshake next time they meet after that scrap they had at the pub last week"
Pouring highly corrosive acid in someone's face
I give my ex-husband a British handshake to show him that I was right.
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A word to discriminate against Reality
Ayo look at that stinky british person. smh british people