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Bruce Lee Potion that Steve Uerkel created for his machine that changes him into different characers (i.e. including Stefan).
"Steve and Carl kicked the bandits' asses thanks to the Bruce Juice."
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Robert the Bruce was allowed to be King of Scotland after apologising to Mel Gibson for trying to kill him as a sort of witty joke. Encouraged by an encounter with a spider on the Isle of Arran, he burned his bannocks or "boxer shorts" in front of the English Army, and proceeded to slaughter them because of his ingenious rules of battle (whereby anyone who correctly guessed their enemy's nationality was allowed "free hits").
One day Robert the Bruce is coming back, and then certain people will be in big trouble. He will sort everything out. He will tell us what to do. He will buy us presents. He will let us bring in games instead of doing work, and he will give out mini Mars Bars for those who please him. He is not really dead, this is a vicious and unsubstantiated rumour propounded by the same scientists who claim that dinosaurs are extinct.
This is not a joke and is deadly serious. Also he will let us have a go on his horse.
Robert the Bruce... Also see giggles and John Robinson
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A Rock legend who has been considered by many people to be one of the greatest American songwriters of all time. If you think the Boss sucks, then you should start to consider on why you're actually given the privilege to actually breathe.
His newest album "Devils & Dust" is being released April 26th.
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That deep voice you get when you have a sore throat or a cold.
Oh i am sounding so bruce today, i dont think i cant go to work.
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Death from excessive loss of blood from the anus.
After Grant gave Ottis a pepper johnson Ottis' death was ruled as a Bloody Bruce.
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Short 42 year old woman with a hot ass and a taste for 18 year old men.
I bonned Bruce's Mom last night
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