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When you're at the crib with your woman and you need to let your homie know that he needs to lay back for a while and stay low.
Don't front bro, I am lighting the candle so you know you gotta stay away until I'm done.
its when you light a cinnamon candle and let the wax run on your penis and then you jizz.
dude i just cinnamon candled on my girlfriend last-night.
Created by none other than Drakey Fucking Hall. The Wankee Candle is a candle that once lit acts as an aphrodisiac. Around women you make sweet love. Alone you wank yourself into oblivion.
I didn't get lucky so when I got home I lit The Wankee Candle. My chest looked like I had been attacked by Spider-Man come 3am.
Created by none other than Drakey Fucking Hall. The Wankee Candle is a candle that once lit acts as an aphrodisiac. Around women you make sweet love. Alone you wank yourself into oblivion.
I didn't get lucky so when I got home I lit The Wankee Candle. My chest looked like I had been attacked by Spider-Man come 3am.
A pale person who never goes out into direct sunlight due to their fear of getting burnt or being too hot and melting. Often covering their face with a parasol in summer and wearing factor 50 suncream no matter the season.
Oh she wont want to come to the park, she's such a candle princess!
Women who will throw hands at a Bath and Body Works (or similar retail outlet) for cutting in line or taking their favorite scent.
These Candle Karen’s are our of control, they were throwing hands at Bath and Body works for being cut in line.
This Candle Karen assaulted an employee at Scottsdale Fashion Square.
Idiom. Used to describe a person's lack of intelligence or inability to perform/achieve a simple task.
Is it any surprise how badly he did? That idiot can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch.